Tuesday, September 29, 2009

To my love unknown...

I sit alone
The sound of the wind blowing through the trees...
it echoes the warmth of your voice
Your voice that I miss so much
it caresses my soul
Now the only warmth this autumn
are the warmth of my tears
Your music I will hold
in my heart forever
your smile
I will from now on
see when the sun shines
Your touch
I will feel again when we meet once more
until then
my love
my autumn has come

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Victorian Slang Made to Order...

Don't you just get tired of the same old words used for sex?? Well here are a few back from the Victorian era...hope you like it!!

Victorian Slang - Sexual Slang

Victorian slang - quick sex dictionary

* Breasts - Diddeys, bubbies (a bushel bubby is a full-breasted woman), chicken-breasted (flat-chested), one's dairy, cupid's kettle drums
* Testicles - Whirlygigs, ballocks, bawbles, trinkets, gingambobs, thingambobs, tallywags, twiddle-diddles
* Woman's private parts - Cock alley, Cock Lane, one's commodity, dumb glutton, fruitful vine, old hat (because frequently felt), Miss or Lady Laycock, madge, money (commonly applied to little children. 'Careful there miss, or you'll show us your money'), muff, notch, cunny, quim, crinkum-crankum
* Willy - Arbor vitae, gaying instrument, lobcock (a willy that's large and relaxed), Nebuchadnezzar, plug-tail, tackle, whore-pipe
* Shagging - to tup, to dab it up with, to give a green gown (ie. get her dress grassy), to join giblets, to grind, to knock, to occupy, prigging, wapping
* Gay - Mandrake (man), Tom (butch or boyish lesbian), Sapphist (any kind of lesbian)
* Prostitute - Pinchcock, bunter (half-whore, half-beggar), laced mutton, toffer, unfortunate woman
* Lady who's a bit of a romp - wagtail, bobtail, bangtail, cleaver, rantipole (to ride rantipole), dirty puzzle (a nasty slut)
* Wanking - to fetch mettle (mettle being semen), to toss off. Women apparently didn't wank - at least Queen Victoria thought so, which is why she changed the law to say a woman could never be accused of the female equivalent of onanism.
* Buttocks - blind cupid, nancy, roundmouth (but that's just the bottom's winking star)

Victorian slang - doing sexy

* Terms of endearment - My dear nug ('My dear love')
* Tipping the velvet - tonguing a woman's mouth or, if you were very naughty, her muff
* Unrigged - undressed
* Brother starling - a man who has sex with the same woman as his friend
* To play a game at loll tongue - to drool over a woman, to do anything with a woman that would cause saliva
* Melting moments - a fat man and woman in amourous congress
* Piss-proud - having a false or unsturdy erection
* Quail-pipe - a woman's tongue
* Having a buttered bun - engaging in the carnal act with a woman who's just finished lying with someone else

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

When I need entertainment...

When I need entertainment I tend to read my emails...some of them are really disgusting. While others are a bore!! Then you have those that seem to giggle...this is one of them...from my new little pet whom we will call "Sandy"!!


-----Original Message-----
From: "Sandy"
To: Me (of course)
Sent: Tue, Sep 15, 2009 10:51 pm
Subject: (no subject)

Dear Amazing Empress:

WEll, it's happened again...another fantasy all because of You!! I hope that You want to hear it, if not PLEASE destroy this email quickly!!.....OK, You're still here so maybe You do want to hear it. This came about after You told me that You have friends in the lifestyle and I got to thinking (a dangerous thing) about what it would be like to be around others with similar interests.

You informed me that You have been invited to a cocktail party with some of Your friends. You also told me that You were tired of seeing me in an excited state everytime I did something to serve Your needs and that You were going to fix that problem before we went to the party. You had me strip and wait in the living room, You came in with a box and a blindfold. You covered my eyes and had me stand, You went on about Your business for several minutes while I fretted about what You were going to do to solve the problem. I felt You approaching me, I could hear You snicker and felt You hands on my genitals. I was thinking that this would not help the problem at all and then I felt something cold an hard on me, next I could feel my penis against something and then I heard a click. I had a very strange feeling...was very nervous. You removed the blindfold and I looked down and found my genitals enclosed in a container, then I saw that You were holding a key on a silk string. The look on Your face told me that this was not a game. You told me that You were going to keep the key...that I would not be allowed out of the trap unless You felt that I deserved to chance to "breathe" You also told me that I should not expect to be allowed the privilege of an orgasm any time in the near future, and it would only be allowed if You felt that I had done something special that made You feel that I deserved that privilege . You then led me to the bedroom to help You prepare for the party, You had on a slinky, snug and low cut dark evening dress and heels that took my breath away. I felt the excitement rushing through me but I was not able to get any type of erection...this caused You to give me an evil but soooo sexy smile! You than had me dress and told me that it would be in my best interest not to do anything to embarrass You in front of Your friends. We went to the party and You led me around and introduced me as Your personal pet. You sat down and told me to get You a glass of champagne...I brought it to You and tripped slightly over someones foot ( I think she tripped me on purpose) The champagne spilled on You dress, Your leg and onto Your foot. As soon as I saw the look on Your face I feared for my life!! You told me to lick the champagne from Your leg first and then You put You exquisite foot to me face and told me to lick every drop from it. Then you had me strip in front of the Your friends...I stood there in only me new device, You had me bend over a chair a proceeded to spank my ass until it was beet red...the same color my face had turned of embarrassment. You then let me dress again and much of the talk that evening was about my gift from You...that little holder!

Dammm, have to go back to work....I think You can imagine the rest of the night!!!!

Your loyal pet!!!!



I had to giggle with delight, because it is similar to what I have done in the past to sub-males that I allowed in my home. I now have to learn to merge the 2 worlds. However, most men are not willing to allow me to have "pets" of the submissive nature in our home. That is why I am single now until I can decide what I want.

Kisses!!