Dirty Text Messaging 101

I came across this website that is now going to be my little secret weapon. It is called "Talk Dirty 101"!! Here are a few text phrases you can send to your spouse or lover. (I won't tell who you use it for...just use it...)

1. i wnt 2 x u

2. i cnt w8 2 nuzzle ur nips

3. when will u b home in bd w/ me?

4. get off work early and cum get me

5. i wnt 2 lick u

6. i wnt 2 taste ur dick

7. i wnt 2 milk ur dick and get ur cream

8. i wnt 2 suck u

9. i wnt 2 lick ur cum from my fingers

10. get home so I can fuck u